We all know that I am a naughty phone sex tease its one of those things I just cant help being. But I dont go around telling everyone that I talk dirty to horny old men cause I dont know rather hard to explain especially to your parents. Course it never fails my parents are always asking what I do for an income. Wonder what they would say if I told them I was a sugar baby?
Anyways the other day my parents did one of their surprise visits lets us take you out for lunch deals. Love going for the free lunch but like after a morning of talking dirty my mind isnt in the good daughter mode. I mean its in the naughty daughter mode thats for sure haha. Some times its hard to switch off that kinky brain you know?
Well they offered me lunch at my fav burger place. The only reason its my fav place is cause of the special sauce on this burger I mean its a true mess of creamy gooeyness. One bite and its squirting out the back of the burger and down your hands. Like you cant help but lick your fingers. Yum!
So there we are eating lunch and I am doing my usual run my soft tongue along the back of the burger letting my tongue ever so innocently dart in between the bun to grab some of the gooey mess. Well I happen to look just past my parents and see some old man sitting there watching and super intently. Like couldnt stop staring at my pink tongue lapping up that creamy goodness.
Yup and me being the naughty phone sex tease that I am was doing the innocent face but knowing full well that I was giving him a major old man boner. Was doing my best not to giggle and sort of hoping my dad wasnt gonna turn around wondering WTF I was doing. I mean surely daddy aint that naïve but in his eyes I am still that little girl who is bouncing on laps not dicks.
If he only knew the amount of hard ons I was creating on a daily basis with my wicked imagination.
Anyways that guy didnt last long before he was scrambling for the waitress to bring him the bill and leaving in a hurry with his coat covering the tent in his pants. I finished my burger with a little giggle and gotta say been super happy about teasing that old man. I know thats super wrong but come on you would of loved it.
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